I have never been simultaneously so gleeful and ashamed in my entire life.
Heh, illititties.
When you’re old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before.
Howl’s Moving Castle | ハウルの動く城 (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Little Everyday Witchy Things
💖Say a prayer while your still in bed, before you get up in the morning it counts as a simple offering.
💖Make some tea and add cinnamon to your tea to increase luck and energy.
💖Put thyme in your tea for good luck.
💖The type of tea you make should depend on your mood.
💖If you want alertness, energy, and to dispel negative premonitions of the day make black tea, chai tea, or oolong tea.
💖If you want to detoxify your energy and clear your conscious mind make green tea, jasmine tea, sencha tea, or matcha tea.
💖If you want help with clarity, serenity, and wisdom make white tea or an herbal tea.
💖For an easy boost place a crystal next to your tea cup to charge your tea.
💖If you want to boost clarity use a clear quartz crystal.
💖If you want to increase your chance of love and beauty use a rose quartz crystal.
💖If you want to stabilize and ground yourself use an obsidian, bloodstone, or onyx crystal.
💖If you want to intensify your awareness and spiritual powers use an opal or lapis crystal.
💖If you want to increase courage use a tigers eye crystal.
💖While your tea is charging do some yoga, exercise, or meditate. You only have to do this for as long as your tea is charging. So like literally five minutes, trust me it makes a difference.
💖If you make breakfast give a piece of your breakfast as an offering. If you don’t make breakfast give some of your tea you made as an offering.
💖While you get dressed and do your makeup light a candle. This way you start your day off with a little light, light acts as a positive omen, and wakes you up more.
💖If you want purity and beginnings light a white candle.
💖If you want courage and strength light a red candle.
💖If you want healing, luck, and prosperity light a green candle.
💖If you want calming and spiritual awareness light a blue candle.
💖If you want psychic powers and control light a purple candle.
💖If you want positivity and beauty light a yellow candle.
💖If you want beauty, serenity, and positivity light a pink candle.
💖If you want stimulation and energy light a orange candle.
💖While doing your makeup place a rose quartz crystal next to your makeup supplies. It’s a simple tactic that really ups your look for the day.
💖If you shower in the morning turn it into a cleansing ritual.
💖Color coordinate your outfit for your days intent.
💖Carry an appropriate crystal in your purse to help calm, stabilize, or motivate yourself.
💖Carry a rose quartz crystal in your makeup bag to increase your beauty for the day.
💖Carry a spell bottle you made for keeping calm in stressful situations in your purse.
💖Carry a spell bottle you made for good luck to come your way in your purse.
💖Carry a basil in your wallet to attract money.
💖Carry rose petals in your purse to help bring all kinds of love throughout your day.
💖Wear thyme in your bra to make yourself more alluring.
💖If you curl your hair enchant your curling iron.
💖For simple divination open a book to a random page and read it.
💖Enchant and wear a crystal necklace.
💖Everynight before you go to bed charge your crystal necklace under the moonlight.
💖Stir your tea clockwise to conjure up happiness and health.
💖Stir your tea counterclockwise to banish negativity.
💖Stir your tea for your days intent, while doing this you can chant a few words making a new little spell each day.
💖For your morning tea use sun water.
💖For your bedtime tea use moon water.
💖Try to always have an incense lit in your room for aromatherapy, positive energy, general witchiness, and reducing anxiety.
💖Use essential oil as a perfume.
💖Go for a walk to connect with nature.
💖Read your daily horoscope.
💖Write sigils in your planner.
💖Chew gum, use flavor associations.
💖Text yourself emoji spells when you need a quick boost.
💖Enchant your pen, marker, pencil, etc. Enchant the words you write.
💖Brush your teeth counterclockwise to banish negativity from your day.
💖Whisper a silent greeting to the sun.
💖Play some of your favorite music to invoke spiritual energy.
💖Whisper a “goodnight” to the moon before going to sleep.
💖Energy work, if you have the extra concentration to spare. This can go very quickly and is so versatile.
💖For protection carry a salt packet in your purse.
💖Carry a sugar packet in your purse to sweeten up your day.
💖Try weaving glamours into your foundation, clarity and true-seeing in your mascara, and authority in your lipstick. Red lends power to your words. Pink offers charm.
💖Put an appropriate tarot card in your purse or planner to give you a burst of energy.
💖Keep a Grimoire/BOS on your phone.
💖Wear a crystal to boost your energy while working out at the gym.
💖If you need to take a nap place your crystals under your pillow to charge with you. You need a break to recharge just like your crystals do.
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
Money dog is my friend
Money dog is the shit
I believe in the money dog😀
I believe in the money 🐶
Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕
Just woke up 🙌🏿
Pplease😭🙏🏽
Why do we not discuss clouds more?
I mean look at that. That’s water.
Flying water.
FLYING
FUCKING
WATER
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS
WHAT IS THIS
HOW IS THIS EVEN
AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN
GOD DAMN, WHAT
This is my favorite post on Tumblr.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
im crying
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
“bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
i cannot believe this post is back on my dash
I can’t believe that someone actually tried to use a gif from Teletubbies to cry about the fast food industry.
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